q I want someone who buys me flowers for no
good reason.
q I want someone who respects my intelligence
and knows that I am probably smarter than they are.
q I want someone who can keep up with my
intelligence.
q I want someone who can keep up with my
personalities.
q I want someone who isn’t afraid of Hugo.
q I want someone who can take care of me.
q I want someone who doesn’t read taking care
of me as taking over my life.
q I want someone who will let me take care of
them.
q I want someone who doesn’t read taking care
of them as being their mommy.
q I want someone who will open doors for me.
q I want someone who will let me open doors
for them.
q I want someone to love me for who I am and
what I can be.
q I want someone who doesn’t read “what I can
be” as an opportunity to change me.
q I want someone of strong character and a
great jaw line.
q I want someone with a strong will but who
will melt when I look in their eyes.
q I want someone who will let me cry in their
arms.
q I want someone who isn’t afraid to cry in
my arms.
q I want someone who will brush my hair for
hours on end and not complain.
q I want someone who will respect the things
I enjoy even if it isn’t their scene.
q I want someone who will respect that not
everything they enjoy is my scene.
q I want someone who will feed my ego.
q I want someone with their own ego that I
can feed.
q I want someone who will tell me I am
beautiful, even if it is a lie.
q I want someone who doesn’t think that is a
lie.
q I want someone sexy.
q I want someone who thinks I am sexy.
q I want someone with big hands and a strong
neck.
q I want someone that I feel safe with.
q I want someone who has a vision.
q I want someone who has the ambition to
follow that vision.
q I want someone who is taller than me so that
I can bury my head into their chest.
q I want someone who is still taller than me
when I wear my 5” heels.
q I want someone who is stronger than me.
q I want someone who understands that just
because they are taller and stronger does not mean they are more powerful than
me.
q I want someone whose passion matches mine.
q I want someone who fulfills me sexually
completely.
q I want someone who I fulfill sexually
completely.
q I want someone who is the best sex I ever
had.
q I want someone who thinks I am the best sex
they ever had.
q I want someone who will grow with me, not
away from me.
q I want someone who respects my spiritual
path.
q I want someone who argues with me.
q I want someone who knows that I am always
right.
q I want someone who can make me laugh.
q I want someone who thinks I am fucking
hilarious.
q I want someone who likes the captions on
the TV
q I want someone who can sleep with the TV
on.
q I want someone who never stops touching me.
q I want someone who can’t stand not to be
near me when we are in the same room.
q I want someone who, when I try to get out
of bed in the morning, will grab me around the waist and pull me back in.
q I want someone who is clingy.
q I want someone who can give me my space
when I need it.
q I want someone who will be there whenever I
need them.
q I want someone who will let me be there for
them.
q I want someone who can’t sleep without me
wrapped in their arms.
q I want someone who will work out at the gym
with me.
q I want someone who will dance with me, even
if it’s just in our living room.
q I want someone who will let me go out with
the girls without too much hassle.
q I want someone who will be insanely jealous
the whole time I am out.
q I want someone who knows they can trust me,
that they have no reason to be jealous.
q I want someone who I can trust.
q I want someone who is faithful within the
defined boundaries of our relationship.
q I want someone who I love so much that I
would never dream of being unfaithful.
q I want someone who respects that I have guy
friends too.
q I want someone who loves that I am jealous
of their girl friends.
q I want someone who reaches for my hand when
we’re walking down the street.
q I want someone who turns and kisses me on
the forehead out of nowhere.
q I want someone who will grab me
passionately and kiss me intensely no matter where we are.
q I want someone who will let me be clingy in
public.
q I want someone who will be clingy back in
public.
q I want someone who loves video games.
q I want someone who still loves the outdoors
even though they love video games.
q I want someone who will understand that I
may need to leave for work at 4:00 AM and not be back for 48 hours and when I
do come back I’ll want a good nap before I tell them all about the dead bodies.
q I want someone who will be excited to hear
all about the dead bodies.
q I want someone who understands that I don’t
want to have children.
q I want someone who loves horror movies and
thinks House of 1000 Corpses was awesome.
q I want someone who loves intellectual films
and British period pieces.
q I want someone who loves British humour.
q I want someone who is still young and
idealistic, no matter how old they are.
q I want someone who is of a very liberal mindset.
q I want someone who loves to go to the gun
range.
q I want someone who my kiss will take all
their troubles away.
q I want someone who, when I’m with them, it
feels like it is only us in the world.
q I want someone who will buy me sexy
lingerie just because they want to see me in it.
q I want someone who I can buy sexy things
for and they will actually wear them for me.
q I want someone who will brag to their
friends about me.
q I want someone I can brag about.
q I want someone who knows what to keep their
mouth shut about.
q I want someone who understands that
sometimes I cry for no reason.
q I want someone who loves my dog
even when he is incessantly begging for attention and sticks his cold nose on
their hand.
q I
want someone who will say "Thank You" when I've set dinner, complete
with everything they like, be it ketchup or a glass of milk or napkins or
whatever, on the table for them without their having to even ask.
q I
want someone who will cook me dinner sometimes.
q I
want someone who respects my food choices, whatever the personalities may
dictate that is at the time.
q I
want someone who eats fruits and vegetables; they can be a carnivore, but they
must eat fruits and vegetables as well.
q I
want someone who will enjoy watching the game with me, talking sports, and
getting riled up over teams.
q I
want someone who will grab my ass whenever I walk by, even when we’re 80 years
old.
q I want someone who will stand
at the front of a concert with me and endure the crowd surfers and pushing and
shoving without complaining because they knew that's where I'd enjoy it most.
q I
want someone who will actually listen to what I'm hinting at wanting for the
holidays so I'm not disappointed.
q I
want someone who isn’t hurt if I return their gift.
q I want someone who loves roller coasters.
q I want someone who will go hiking with me.
q I want someone who will love Las Vegas.
q I want someone who can sit peacefully at
the beach, soaking up the sun, and be absolutely happy.
q I want someone who takes the lead sexually
and doesn’t always wait for me to initiate it.
q I want someone who responds when I do
initiate it.
q I want someone who will surprise
me in little romantic ways - a carriage ride downtown, a visit for lunch at
work, flowers for no reason, dinner out just for fun.
q I want someone who will be
proactive in wooing me.
q I want someone who will actually
listen to my stories, to my day, to whatever I'm talking about at the moment.
q I want someone who will tell me their stories,
their day, whatever they want to talk about at the moment.
q I want someone who will watch
the Bachelor or Bachelorette or whatever sappy girly show it might be with me
without complaining, knowing it’s something I enjoy.
q I want someone who will go to
the movies I want to see, even if they really didn't want to see them.
q I want someone who really wants to see the
movies I want to see.
q I want someone who will let me let
me pop their pimples, pluck a wayward hair, and peel their sunburn.
q I want someone who will understand
that I have family commitments, and an overbearing grandmother.
q I want someone that will love my
grandmother anyway.
q I want someone who will kiss
me on the nose for no reason other than I look extremely cute at the moment.
q I want someone who will open up to me.
q I want someone I can open up to.
q I want someone who understands that
sometimes, I just want to keep it all inside.
q I want someone who will get their fingers
sticky when working on a project together, whether it be from glue or caulk or
whatever.
q I want someone who will understand
my love of animals, and enjoy the fact that I want a virtual menagerie at my
house.
q I want someone who has tattoos.
q I want someone who has piercings.
q I want someone who likes snakes and lizards
and cats and dogs.
q I want someone who has/would own a
motorcycle.
q I
want someone who would appreciate my want of a motorcycle.
q I want someone who would go
out with me at least once a month to keep the fun in our relationship.
q I want someone who would understand
that grandma doesn't want fireworks at the house on New Year's Eve and be fine
with watching the rich neighbor's show instead .
q I want someone who would enjoy a good game
of pool or going bowling or a round of darts.
q I want someone who would help
me work on my car, or show me things about it, or show me how to change the
oil, or even take it to the car wash once in a while for me.
q I want someone who eats dessert.
q I want someone who enjoys good books.
q I want someone who appreciates Shakespeare.
q I want someone who fancies Poe.
q I want someone who loves Dali.
q I want someone who likes heavy metal and
hair bands and industrial and electronica and hip hop and rap and jazz and
classical and everything except for country because I hate country music.
q I want someone who hates country music too.
q I want someone who enjoys good coffee at a
nice café.
q I want someone who needs coffee when they
get up in the morning.
q I want someone who likes a nice glass of
wine.
q I want someone who enjoys a good liquor.
q I want someone who, even though they enjoy
beer, wine, and liquor, isn’t an alcoholic.
q I want someone who would enjoy walking
down a street of shoppes, be it downtown or Winter Park or some little seaside
town, just window shopping and enjoying the day.
q I want someone who sweeps me away for
surprise weekend getaways.
q I want someone who would enjoy being swept
away unexpectedly.
q I want someone who doesn’t need me to plan
everything.
q I want someone who understands that
sometimes I need to plan everything.
q I want someone who appreciates that there
is no such thing as “close enough” when it comes to measuring something
exactly.
q I want someone who would willingly
go shopping with me, enjoying the time together, giving me actual feedback on
the things I pick up.
q I want someone who will drool over power
tools with me.
q I want someone who will drool over grills
with me.
q I want someone who realizes I am not your
typical girl.
q I want someone who realizes that I still am
a girl.
q I want someone who will love me
unconditionally, completely, and passionately forever.
q I want someone I can love unconditionally,
completely, and passionately forever.
